prejoculate

jok-yuh-leyt verb.

To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.

Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity

"I'm going for a check up today"
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."

by thebluekick February 26, 2009

Profound

1)to be deep/insightful

2)hard to grasp/understand to the shallow mind or someone of ordinary knowledge.

I found the preacher's sermon to be very profound and insightful, today.

Bob wasn't ver profound when he said, "I like beer and sex."

by sloppyjoe24 October 3, 2008

proboscis

slang term for a very long penis

I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!

by Chimpeachment August 30, 2010

profound

Commonly used sarcastically in response to blatantly obvious phrases.

Person 1: "Yeah. The gunshot wound was caused by a bullet."

Person 2: "Profound."

by AhuganoshTheGreat August 20, 2013

Projob

A really epic blowjob.

I just got the best projob from that girl in the yellow bug.

by afanasieff007 April 9, 2010

proboho

The best word ever! boboho, and pro mixed!! Also Team proboho!! the best paintball team around!! LOcated in nova scotia!!

that car is proboho, Teamproboho just beat the tippminators!

by proboho May 4, 2007

Probopass

A big flying nose and moustache that nobody wants.

Highly overshadowed by their younger, hotter sister, Nosepass.

Ash Ketchum: Yay, I caught a new Pokemon! Wait what, it's Probopass? I'm going to go cut my wrists with a pokeball now... *flood of tears*

by Deadwardson December 9, 2007