Progalssive

A woman, typically a teenager, who claims to want equal rights for everyone, but often downplays injustices against men and other marginalized groups in favor of their own first-world problems.

Jenny is progalssive, she is pro-equality for everyone, but promotes violence against men and gets upset at rape jokes.

by Archelexus October 26, 2014

Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.

Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds

by dmangstar September 24, 2009

preggasaurus

Noun. Huge lumbering creature with massive breasts, ferocious appetite and very slow, ungainly walk.

Derived from Greek: preggo = "knocked up chick" + sauros = "lizard".

"Wow, I didn't see Nicki for ages since she got knocked up. She's a real 8 month preggasaurus now.

by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

The Program

A vague idyllic promise of success to lure parents into footing the bill for yet another useless graduate degree. Love junkie, lost, spoiled followers use this vague idea sculpted by school’s marketing materials of professors looking smart, students looking awake, and doctored photos of old buildings looking prestigious to convince themselves and parents of the merit in investing another 100k in their near useless kid, known by the step-dad simply as “sleep and eat.”

“Mom, I know a MA in Education at Harvard is useless, but I just fell in love with the program.”

by UnderemployedMBA August 29, 2011

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

huge for the program

Something you say if something sounds immaculate in the moment and you can't think if anything more enjoyable to have.

Fucking ice cream would be huge for the program.

by Emiliv November 18, 2020

system programming

Solving problems from 2020 with technology from 1980.

I could tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it. - someone who had been system programming too long.

by someuiucstudent May 1, 2015