3 definitions by FrailFlunky99
Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!
by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020
Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020
Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020