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A vague idyllic promise of success to lure parents into footing the bill for yet another useless graduate degree. Love junkie, lost, spoiled followers use this vague idea sculpted by school’s marketing materials of professors looking smart, students looking awake, and doctored photos of old buildings looking prestigious to convince themselves and parents of the merit in investing another 100k in their near useless kid, known by the step-dad simply as “sleep and eat.”
“Mom, I know a MA in Education at Harvard is useless, but I just fell in love with the program.”
by UnderemployedMBA August 26, 2011
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers


Addison Rae
White people

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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Alcoholics / Narcotics Anonymous. A program to help recovering addicts by providing them with accompaniment and support.
Friend 1: Hey, want to grab a drink after the game.
Friend 2: *Shows sobriety coin* No thanks, I'm in the program. 4 years in today!"
Friend 1: "Sounds good! It was a pity invite anyway."
by SmoovieKing November 15, 2018
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The program is where you get to go when you catch somebody doing this if you are in a movie or on TV (and I mean television, not a guy with titties).
I thought the program was an education program, like a 4 year program from an accredited institution.
by nick May 12, 2005
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a state of friendship in which one acknowledges another person upon seeing them (e.g., nods, smiles, says hello)
We hardly talk anymore, we're not even on the program!
by jrabB October 20, 2014
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