Procrapination

Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.

Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!

by World of Wordcraft June 24, 2016

Procrascipline

(v) pro-crAS-sip-lyn, the discipline of procrastination. Highly effective slackers that are very good at doing what is important to them. But maybe not so good at doing what’s important to others.

As in: "Boy, I really procrasciplined my way through that project!" Or, "Wow, what a talented procrascipliner you are! Will you marry me?" "He's a master of procrascipline."

by exoc007 February 20, 2007

procrastachatting

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010

procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

by cakecakecake May 16, 2010

Procedure Town

A term used by workers, usually in minimum wage jobs, who deliberately follow work place procedures to the letter in order to slow down the functioning of the business and annoy managers.

"Fuck this place, I'm going downtown to procedure town."

by Bravo Tango Cheesecake January 20, 2021

procrastafarian

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

by Heinous May 2, 2006

procrastabortion

The term for what a mother does when she wants an abortion but keeps procrastinating on it. She either keeps pushing it back until the baby is born, and it is too late, or have the abortion much later than she is supposed to.

ex.)
Mom: Nina, please stop procrastaborting! You have to get rid of this baby before high school starts!

Nina: Maybe later. I'm way too tired.

Mom: Oh, you and your procrastabortion.

...

6 months later, Nina's baby is born.

by PJ Queen August 15, 2009