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procrastabortion 

The term for what a mother does when she wants an abortion but keeps procrastinating on it. She either keeps pushing it back until the baby is born, and it is too late, or have the abortion much later than she is supposed to.
ex.)
Mom: Nina, please stop procrastaborting! You have to get rid of this baby before high school starts!

Nina: Maybe later. I'm way too tired.

Mom: Oh, you and your procrastabortion.

...

6 months later, Nina's baby is born.
procrastabortion by PJ Queen August 15, 2009
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procrastabation 

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it
procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper
procrastabation by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010
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procrastabation 

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.
procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

procrastabation 

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task
I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead
procrastabation by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013