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Porcelain Butter

The left over poop smear that sticks to the bottom and side of the toilet after a good dump. So thick and sticky not even the strongest flush or the most powerful stream of pee will remove it. Similar to the left over peanut butter that remains on a knife after spreading it on a piece of bread.
Man, that toilet is covered in Porcelain Butter. It will take a tall glass of milk just to wash it down!
by DanK13 January 25, 2017
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Dutch Propeller

The act of a dutch rudder with 3 or more persons involved.
Man me and my friend started a dutch rudder, but then 3 more people came so it turned into a dutch propeller.
by The Iron Goblin March 8, 2011
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Porcelain Steak

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.
Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?
by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011
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underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)
JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008
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The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
by THVVW October 6, 2011
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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.
by P Lopez May 30, 2006
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Porcelain And The Tramps

A band of the Industrial genre. Members include Porcelain(vocals) Snake(guitar) Rocko(bass) and Whitey(drums). They site Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Pantera, Jeff Beaton, Led Zeppelin, Guns n Roses, Motley Crew, Nirvana, and Hole among their influences. They are originally from Detroit.They have yet to put out a CD, but many fans are anxiously awaiting its arrival.
I beleieve Porcelain And The Tramps has quite the cult following of their own.
by excessive_makeup March 24, 2007
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