pookitaya

1. pussy
2. the act of getting pussy

synonyms: pootytang, poonani

ex 1: "This pernil smells like POOKITAYA!"
ex 2: "Man you know what I need right now. POOKITAYA!"

by swankita June 26, 2009

poopity queep

a super mega ultra double king size bed especially made for an extreme 16-some

Mary Cay: Hey Blake, did you get the poopity queep?
Blake: Hell Yeah! Time to get it on. Hop on the disco stick.
Mary Cay: Oh Blake..

by Mary Cay with a K February 27, 2010

Dr. Poolittle

When you put on latex gloves and open your mate's arsehole and notice the lack of poo inside. Therefore, making you want to fill it up by sharing some of your own poo.

Dr. Riley opened up Fred's anus and noticed that all he saw was red and no poo, so Dr. Riley quickly became Dr. Poolittle and filled up Fred's empty hole.

by It'sbeenlikeamonth February 27, 2009

poomit

When you've been drinking and/or hungover and have the shits and vomiting literally at the same time.

Brandi had way too much to drink last night and I found her poomiting on my toilet and in my trash can.

by pillowwhisperer October 24, 2015

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.

Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 5, 2022

poojie

a feeling or condition where something or someone is ugly, not cool, not tight, dirty, nasty, etc...

inanimate: "That beer tastes poojie!" or "Those 13inch rims are poojie"

animate: "That girl is poojie looking man! what were you thinking?" or "Damn, it's been a rough week, I feel poojie"

by Thuy Truong September 21, 2005