ponytail

Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot and then affixes a tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of the superman.

Ben: Bruce wouldn't give it up last night so I ponytailed him when he fell asleep

by Vaughn Shady February 6, 2009

National Two PonyTail Day

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges

I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day

by marnitra27 August 8, 2019

ponytailing

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.

Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.

by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005

italian ponytail

usually seen in young girls. when they're hair is pulled back very far in a ponytail and is so greasy with hair gel, it resembles that of an italian mans.

olivia's hair is in an italian ponytail.

by ponygal May 23, 2009

side-ponytail

Makes girls more than ugly.

A side-ponytail is a turn-off, maybe not for lesbians though.

by Every Male Alive February 2, 2005

ponytailzz

a group of hottiez that all the guyz want and all the girliez aspire to be.

dayumm look at dem ponytailzz all hott and what not! sheesh im sweatin' just lookin' at dem foine asses!

by Rubellina\ August 30, 2008

ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.

"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"

by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014