straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A scary ass thing that appears in your sleep and makes you appear to be paralyzed in fear.

My sleep paralysis demon is furless tickle me elmo

by The real light buzzyear June 25, 2020

paraletic

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

by ant July 5, 2004

paralist

A paralist is a person who is a ParaPara enthusiast and/or dancer. Paralist usually refers to the dancers and is almost never used in context of an enthusiast.

Most paralists refilm official ParaPara club dances and post them for all to see and learn from. Some even come up with their own routines and film them as well.

Paralists used to be far and few outside of Japan, but since ParaPara is booming, the number of Paralists are increasing.

"Hey, why are you going to MTAC? It is so far away!"
"I wanted to see some paralists I know online"

"Where do you meet all these paralists anyways?"
"ParaParaStage.com! and ParaParaOnline.com!"
"You mean the forums?"
"yeah"
"oh... I never go on there"

by Vampeh pew May 6, 2006

Paralyzer

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.

by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017

Perales

Carrying out a threat, for any action not done correctly or misbehaving.

If you drop my laptop, i will go perales on you!

by Hasstentein April 26, 2012

Parallel Universe

A mechanic in the 1996 Nintendo 64 game, Super Mario 64. Because of how the game processes Mario's position, it is possible to be really far from the actual level while still able to interact with the floors and walls, as if another copy of the floors and walls were there, hence the name "parallel universe". It was made popular by TASer pannenkoek2012 in his YouTube video "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)", in which he abused this mechanic to obtain a star while keeping the jump button held the whole time.

... But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes. --pannenkoek2012

by User670 March 21, 2018