Phwank-sha-pwank

Someone who can turn any situation or statement (no matter how squeaky-clean) into something "dirty" or sexual. Beyond dirty-minded.

Katie: I was SO tired this morning!
John: (in deep voice) Your mom was tired this morning...
Katie: God John! Your such a phwank-sha-pwank!

by kat26 June 1, 2009

Phland

When someone mumbles the words to a song they don't know.

Will someone get that guy off the stage he's phlanding every song

by Nathan Ostritch November 26, 2010

Plankour

The combination of planking and parkour.

Also known as stationary parkour, "public planking"

Planking on one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation, and creativity.

Safer than extreme planking, that can cause harm or even death.

He took planking to a new level, now he does plankour.

by plankourist June 12, 2011

Plankism

A radical religion to our lord and savior plank from Ed Edd and Eddy

Friend: Whats your religion?
Me: Plankism
Friend: Im interested

by TommCips July 20, 2018

Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.

To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.

by Jammothet April 13, 2021

board as plank

really really bored. (coined the phrase btw)

every time I go to English I'm board as PLANK

by Rogue Lord Kaz January 7, 2016

Walking the Plank

Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.

Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'

by ritualkiller69 April 24, 2016