Study For the Penis Test

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.

1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010

super penis

an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.

"Super penis saves the day" reports the daily wang.

by herotext February 4, 2007

Pepper Jack Penis

A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.

"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"

by Richard Queso November 29, 2012

neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.

Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.

by Mesoss March 18, 2014

Ross Penis

An unusually below average sized penis, generally less than 3 inches erect.

Tiffany: "I saw you go home with a guy last night, how was it?"
Emily: "I was going to have sex with him, but I noticed that he had a ross penis, so I just laughed and went to sleep"

by Ross O. Neill May 8, 2014

Penis Popper

A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.

Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes

by Microwaved Fork August 8, 2021

Penis Music

Music that you know is bad and shouldn’t be listened to / enjoyed, but triggers the uncontrollable instinct of wanting to dance and jam out to it anyway

Guy 1: dude, why do you like this song? It sucks.

Guy 2: oh it totally does I hate it... it’s kinda catchy though, yeah?
Guy 1: hell yeah, this is total penis music

by Bigdaddylongjohns February 20, 2020