Tenacious D

A comedy rock band. Consisting of two overweight men, who are incredibly skilled at everything. They are super skilled at sex, often times "double teaming" women. They are awesome at rock as well. They battled the devil and won. They also stunned a shining demon by playing the greatest song in the world. They are the only band that currently plays "real" rock, using their humor as a small shield to rock as it gets continuously beaten down by the horrible computer generated music of today. They had a friend named Lee, and teamed up with Sasquatch.

Damn, are there any good rock bands?

yeah, Tenacious D, they played the greatest song in the world.

what is it?

i don't know, they forgot it, this is just a Tribute.

Oh, that's cool...damn my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

dude, you broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair.

by #1 Manwhore January 5, 2010

tenacious d

Possibly the greatest band to ever exist. Also, arguably the only thing keeping rock alive, fighting off the evil of rip-your-balls-off shitty bands like Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Children of Bodom.

-Tenacious D consists of Kyle Gass and Jack Black, who both play the acoustic and electric guitar and sing, with occaisonal help from Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), Lee, and Spiderman. They are all equally amazing at everything.

-One last thing, Jack Black owns Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood. Same with KG.

-Me baby, ME! -Jack Black

It doesn't matter if it is good.
It only matters if it rocks!
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy...
cause rock and roll is bogus, right KG? right.
The only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained...
to rock your fuckin socks off!

-Tenacious D, rock your socks off

by the one who worships Tenacious D April 12, 2006

tenacious

Someone who is fired up and ready to rumble. They are always on the ball.

He is playing tenacious defense on him!!!!!!!!

by Gene Hackman February 8, 2006

punacious

To pun pugnaciously. Whereas "pun"-a play on words with a comical twist and "pugnacious" -eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight.
To use puns in such a manner that indicates you are armed with a verbal arsenal and are not afraid to use it. The feeling of wanting to get a funny dig in on someone.

The comedian made sarcastic punacious comments about Kim Kardashian being pregnant by one guy while still being shortly married to another.

by moreflare January 14, 2013

Perlacious

The act of committing to a relationship of any kind and continuously dissmissing said relationship when brought up in conversation.

You-omg bestie
Bestie-yes?
You-i have to go ok take .y bag to class please?
Bestie-yeah sure.
You-thanks. Bye guys.
*When your gone
Bestie-she's not my bestie okay? She just thinks that okay?
*Bestie leaves
Friend 1- she is so perlacious !
Friend 2-i know right? Ugh.

by Black.boots.killer😒 July 4, 2018

Tenacious D

A band that sung the greatest song in the world to a deom and forgot, only to write what must've been the second greatest song, Tribute. Stared in their own movie, 'Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny'. They realised the government totally sucks you motherfucker, the government totally sucks. Finally, they met Beelezeboss in the final showdown! Pwnage.

What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band:
-A good name
-Kick ass songs on every album
-Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man!
-They made a movie which caused uber pwnage

Guy 1: Sassafrass owns!
Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns.
Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D
Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.

by Tremaine S May 7, 2007

punkcious

lmao 10x she is so funny! she's the best girl you'll ever meet: apart from hating "crap shit moles" like Lauren and Kali with a passion, people who are cruel to babies and hack her account, she is a very generous person who lets nobody down. A punkcious will very often write in lowercase characters and with very bad grammar, only to capitalise the first letter of her friends' names. Nobody is to mess with a punkcious: one quick, piercing stare from her, and you'll be running off in fear!

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them"
"ur so not funny u crap shit mole how could u be so cruel to babies"
"dude, you're such a punkcious!"

by dirty_dancerrr March 28, 2009