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peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
by Petrosian August 9, 2019
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slicking the peenie

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie
by MegaDooche December 29, 2017
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PewdiePie

Omg pewdiepie killed 1000 more Jews this morning
by a salty potatoe February 26, 2017
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PewDiePie fan

An annoying thirteen-year-old who worships their lord and savior PewDiePie, and mercilessly flames anyone who criticizes or expresses dislike for their object of worship.
Youtube commenter: PewDiePie isn't that funny...

PewDiePie fan: OMG SHUT THE FUK UP U MOTHERFUCKIN BARREL GO FUCKIN DIE SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE!!!!!
by donomioto November 10, 2013
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peenie

Small penis that in its erect condition is no longer than the average size flaccid penis (3-5 inches).
Have you heard about Jay? He's got a little four inch peenie LOL
by gwm49103 June 30, 2009
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Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.
by kath__ January 23, 2007
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Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie is a YouTuber who many children, teens, and adults look up to. Formerly known as the most subscribed YouTuber, he still has many loyal fans called, '9-year olds' and has been supported by other celebrities such as Jacksepticeye, Dr. Phil, and even Phil Swift!
HOW THE HECK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO PEWDIEPIE IS?!
by Duckii Doo June 13, 2019
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