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Smart Patrol

One or more individuals who REALLY control Urban Dictionary. Possessing special powers of judgement above and beyond those delegated to UD "editors."
Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!

I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Patola

Word used to describe the attractive ,hot , sexy Punjabi Girl..

Often Punjabi guys use to comment in a smiling and romantic way to any walking sexy girl passing by them....
Sunny : Mein keha aaj tan poora Patola lagdi hai

Jazmine: Eida hi hai fer mundeya .... tere Is patole te sara jag duleya firda .. .
by SuNnY-RaPpEr June 25, 2009
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troll patrol

\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.
The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.
by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009
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Fap Patrol

A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"

Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.

Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.
(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"
by Fantino Boy April 15, 2010
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Pathological TMIer

The Pathological TMIer has the tendency to blurt out far too much personal information that would have been better left unsaid. Similar to a Pathological Liar, they can't seem to keep the information inside, no matter how ridiculous or embarrassing it may sound to others. They have no shame regarding their blatant use of TMI (Too Much Information). On the other hand, the Pathological TMIer ALWAYS tells the truth, even in cases where a lie would most likely be better for their reputation.
"Last night I had a wet dream involving SeaBiscuit."
-Pathological TMIer

"Your Father and I went skinny dipping in the moonlight. There were three full moons."
-Pathological TMIer

"I named my aborted twin fetuses Winnie and Pooh."
-Pathological TMIer

"Just so you know, Yeast Infections taste pretty good!"
-Pathological TMIer
by Amyzing69 August 5, 2009
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Cutie Patootie

Something so overly cute that the word cute itself has to sound cuter and hence 'cutie patootie'
by Bumbsie July 5, 2017
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sweet patootie

The expression has currently come to be used in refering to a person's rear end, but was originally a term of endearment. It evolved from "sweetheart" to "sweet potato", to "sweet patootie".
by R. Fullerton March 11, 2007
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