pardickulates

Small particles in the air (usually from males named Brad, Mitch, or Christian) that contain essence of dick. Side effects of inhilation may include but are not limited to;
Becoming a gay
Slobbing knob
69ing the homies
An uncultured attraction to not being swole
Mild headaches

"I developed a cough yesterday."
"OH, hopefully you didn't inhale any pardickulates. Do you taste penis?"
"... maybe."

by Ichigo the hallowfied December 21, 2023

pudicky

The distinct co-mingled smell of a wet vagina and semen.

That wet show at the Lusty Lady smelled like pudicky.

by annavic March 24, 2024

Padink

Pudding that Silas made.

“Silas made Padink!” - Person 1

“What’s Padink?” - Person 2

“Pudding that Silas made!” - *Everyone in Unison*

by LHOWN November 26, 2024

Patdick

A plumber with OCD.
Obsessed with landscaping and cultivating Kentucky fescue.
Able to stir the pot in any social situation.
Great hugger.

Generally agreeable.

Snappy dresser.
Also known as Chet or a Chet.

PATDICK roped off his lawn so you can’t walk across it.

PATDICK wore his gloves so he doesn’t have to shake your bare hand.

PATDICK said no more white party.

by Golfisbetter November 27, 2024

Pit Panicked

A person feeling like they have so much panic inside of them that it could fill a pit.

Being panicked over something, overly anxious.

Dude 1: Woah man, chill out
Dude 2: I can't bro, I'm just pit panicked right now

by kurrishten November 5, 2012

Internal Jordy Panick

When your cute Jordy boyfriend does something adorable, incredible, worth of praising, hot or all of the above. How to identify it? First of all, your boyfriend HAS to be named Jordan and be an INTJ. This is strictly requiered for the Internal Jordy Panick to take place. Secondly, as your Jordy does something amazing, you'll get a tingling sensation in your stomach, and will immediately want to hug him or kiss him, or even fuck him, or all of the above. And just shower him with love until

"My boyfriend just made such a brilliant obeservation. I'm having an internal Jordy Panick"

by MikahTheGayMess September 26, 2020

I’m panicking

I’m really confused and am unsure as to what to do.

Sorry for all these definitions… I just feel desperately I’m in need of a reality check.

I’m panicking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023