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opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
by Yakkman November 4, 2009
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Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.
Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!
by drifthunter August 16, 2010
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Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011
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opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.
Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
by David Andersen December 3, 2007
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OpenStudying

Where you study using a cool new website, OpenStudy. The World Is Your Study Group.
Moe: Test tomorrow! Shoot! I have to study, but I don't know what any of this means!
Joe: Dude, OpenStudying means you'll get an 100. Just go on OpenStudy.
Moe: Thanks!
by An Owl's Friend October 11, 2010
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OpenStudy

(n) an AMAZING website where the world is literally your study group. You ask a question and people around the world answer. It has many features.
Joe: Damnit, I have a huge math test tomorrow! I better study...(Five hours later) Ugh! What plus X is Z?

(Joe goes on OpenStudy, enters question)

Random Contributor: X+Y=Z

Joe: OH! I GOT IT NOW!

(The next day)

Joe: Sweet! I got an 100 on my test! Thanks, OpenStudy!
by An Owl October 11, 2010
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Hood Opening

The act of getting fucked and losing your clothing and losing control of yourself.
I had a good hood opening last night.
by ironeagle3905 November 19, 2010
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