Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
by Yakkman November 4, 2009
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Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
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Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
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Joe: Dude, OpenStudying means you'll get an 100. Just go on OpenStudy.
Moe: Thanks!
Joe: Dude, OpenStudying means you'll get an 100. Just go on OpenStudy.
Moe: Thanks!
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Joe: Damnit, I have a huge math test tomorrow! I better study...(Five hours later) Ugh! What plus X is Z?
(Joe goes on OpenStudy, enters question)
Random Contributor: X+Y=Z
Joe: OH! I GOT IT NOW!
(The next day)
Joe: Sweet! I got an 100 on my test! Thanks, OpenStudy!
(Joe goes on OpenStudy, enters question)
Random Contributor: X+Y=Z
Joe: OH! I GOT IT NOW!
(The next day)
Joe: Sweet! I got an 100 on my test! Thanks, OpenStudy!
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