wetness

wetness- a college junior who gets excessively excited with drunken males on weekends/some weekdays. A common encounter with the "wetness" results in a hungover question to yourself, "did i piss the bed?" However, you tend to turn to your right or left and are face to face with the WETNESS.
I brought home wetness last night and took off my sheets prior to getting tough. Tough as shit.
by dryness December 06, 2010
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gangsta slang terminolgy for shooting somebody with a firearm. blood spillage causes clothes to become wet.
you just won the wet t-shirt contest muthafucka!! - Ice Cube
by iceveiled August 01, 2005
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- describes a conservative with liberal tendencies

- describes someone who's very wishy-washy and affected more by emotion rather than reason
my sociology teacher's wetter than a fish(!)
by alias826 June 22, 2012
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"I can't get enough of that wetness."
by bergulations November 20, 2008
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by Tausha October 06, 2003
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Wets

Alcoholic drinks. eg, beer, gin, Havana Club

Origin: shortening of "wet ones" (Edinburgh coloquilism)
"Colin had quite a few wets last night...."
"Tam, are you sinking wets this weekend?"
"Grahame bought all the wets that night"

Related:
"Wetfriendly" - Merry
"Wetnasty" - Inebriated
"Wetshy" - Teetotal, abstaining from alcohol
by Tam Devereux March 20, 2007
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Still drippin wet, brand spankin' new, super fresh, saucy
by This_Boy_Go December 03, 2008
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