Ollmann

to consume and have both hands occupied with alcoholic beverages. Synonymous to double fist.

Dude, check her out - she's ollmanning!

by G. Sea September 16, 2008

Fat Old Man

An inspiration to think about.

We walked together with him.He used his crane for stability.The Fat Old man needed help crossing the street.

by Fat Old Man December 10, 2008

Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

by K40 January 13, 2004

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Oldmageddon

The end of the world as a result of Baby Boomers reaching senior status and destroying society due to a failure to realize their increasing inability to properly function in many ways; like driving a car, for instance.

Oldmageddon surfaces every time an old person gets confused and drives their car into a crowded market or off a cliff.

by BVick February 4, 2010

Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018

Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.

I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?

by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022