O.C.E.D.

Obsessive Compulsive Election Disorder

Falling into the trap of having the current United States presidential campaign rule every inch of your life.

My O.C.E.D. has kicked in so hard I can't get a damn thing done these days.

by Flying Hussein Mermaid February 26, 2009

O.C. Crushed

O.C. Orange County Crushed: An older (usually rich, cougar-type) woman characterized by plastic surgery gone awry or the result of horrific surgical choices like perky double ds on a 50-year-old.

Did you see that cougar? She's been O.C. crushed! Code blue--get Dr. 90210!

by Oregontrials April 1, 2009

O.C.P.O.S

Overly controlling peices of Shit

my parents are O.C.P.O.S

by SjtToken August 4, 2012

O C'd

Being promised something beyond one's capability of delivering it only to continue to behave positively even though the customer is obviously distressed. Used in business when marketing a product simply for marketing's sake.

Person 1: Do You still think Orlando City's motto should "Defy Expectations"?
Person 2: Hell no! They O c'd us and now I can't resell these worthless season tickets because nobody wants to go the games.

by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

O.C.D.

Obsessive Corona Distancing.

My wife refuses to have sex with me unless I’m six feet away... I think she has O.C.D.

by robpunzel April 1, 2020

O*C Pirate

Pirate from Orange County AKA The Land of the Milk & Honeys... Pirates from OC usually are full blown dope fiends. If they don't sell drugs themselves they're more than likely a middle man that can get you bomb drugs (especially opiates like Fetynol and Heroin) If you run into the rare but still very real pirate that doesn't sell/middle dope then make sure you have any and all items of value/worth close to your body or within eye shot. They are the ones that will take everything you don't watch!

The official pirate motto is: "Take what you want, and give nothing back!" If you live by this motto and/or believe it fully then you may be a pirate. And if you live in OC and believe it then you fall into the O*C Pirate and you are at the top of the hierarchy of all pirates. This eliteness gives you the authority to take anything you may deem worthy of your taking and keeping without having to ask or purchase. This is because it follows the pirate motto.

When it comes to police no kind of admiration or friendship may be allowed between Pirate and ALL POLICE OFFICERS Of any kind. Failure to follow this can lead to immediate excommunication from being a pirate and all benefits of the pirate motto and more. If you have to ask if you're a pirate you most likely are not one. This is because to be a pirate you must be certain in all things always. If there is any form of doubt ever a pirate will make their choice based on whatever gives them the most.

DUDE: Hey bro I'm in Orange County and need to score who can I hit up?
BRO: Dude you don't know any O*C Pirate They are always the best!
DUDE: Yeah the last one I met said I was a lame and took everything I had!
BRO: Checks out! I don't think we can be friends anymore dude...

by Pirate SCB November 1, 2021

T.M.O.C.

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

by Protatoes January 18, 2018