nutley

A place where the girls aren't as hot as advertised. All they do is pack on tons of makeup to cover up their frightening faces. It would be hard to walk down the street and not find at least 3 artificially enhanced males with spiked hair and a fake tan. Although they think their town is amazing, their high school has a horrible cocaine, perc, and weed problem. They deal drugs out of cars in Mandees parking lot. In recent years, their football team has been plagued with allegations of steroid use. Recently, their best football players were raised and taught how to play football in Belleville, and moved to Nutley to avoid the hispanic plague moving in from Newark. Although they tend to turn the other cheek, Nutley has had problems and accidents with drunk driving over the past few years. Although their football team has beat Belleville almost every year for the last 10, Belleville people are generally considered tougher, and usually always whip nutley kid's asses in fights. This has been going on for years. Anyone who claims to be tough in Nutley is either crazy, or was raised in Belleville. Nutley people generally look down on the town of Belleville because of it's diversity. What they don't realize is that Nutley will eventually be invaded as well.

White kid from Nutley: "Belleville sucks because of all the spics you guys have.. you are poor."
White kid from Belleville: "Dude, you are from Belleville."
White kid from Nutley: "Uhh.. our football team will beat yours."
White kid from Belleville: "Maybe because your starting Quarterback, Fullback, Linebacker, and D-Tackle are from Belleville, and you guys all juice. Why don't we fight and see who wins that?"
White kid from Nutley: "...sorry i said that.. I don't wanna fight."

by Clint "the man" Eastwood September 23, 2008

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

uber nublet

a tricky player who is essantially a hustler...semms sucky at first, then proceeds to pwn all

"what a nuble.."
HEADSHOT
"never mind"
"he's an uber nublet"

by 1337munkii December 9, 2007

nutley challenge

A game where one person sits with legs spread while another person throws a ball directly at their crotch area. Points a given for direct hits in the crotch area.

Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, scored the winning point in nutley challenge when he threw the jet ball directly at his officemate's nuts.

by J-Dog Slitman October 19, 2006

Nublet in training

Every one knows what a noob is well a nub is a noobier noob to a nublet in training is the lowest form of noob. ( basically there are not even good enought to be a Nublet )

Noob
Nooblet
Nooblet in training
Nub
Nublet
Nublet in training <<<< That how far down it is on the noob scale !

He is such a noob, She is even nubier. But that guy over there is such a noobie nub he is a nublet in training.

by SuperSymo June 11, 2009

Nublet

Being a nublet is in training to be a Nub which is in training to be a Noob.

Long way to go if you're called a nublet. XD

Kazraga:Your such a nublet dont you know shamans own all?
Bushybeard: Wahh!?

by Kazraga April 26, 2006

nublet

A mjor nub but way worse

That kid is a major nublet

by kiplet January 11, 2007