Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

numynumnums

1. A yuMMMy snack!
2. A delicious person!
3. Someone you would like to taste!
4. One who is MMMM MMM GOOD!(Like the soup)

I would like to savor my numynumnums: Meredith, Alicia, and Micaela!!!

by Shavonda X. July 15, 2008

Numple

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.

Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!

by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

Numphy

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018