Numple 

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.

Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!

Numple by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

Numper 

a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat

I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.

Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019

numper 

a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant

its that cunt again! fuck off you numper

numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019

Numble 

Being totally incompetent at something

Bro, John was really numble when flirting at the party yesterday. None of the girls went home with him.

Numble by Brotar October 30, 2020

Nuple 

An asian woman who enjoy cookies other than fortune cookies.

"Hey! Is that Lucy Liu eating a chocolate chip cookie?"

"No, that's a random nuple."

Nuple by Kapowkapow March 14, 2010

Nupples

Nipples that point upward. Mostly resulting from cheap breast implants.

"Didja see Ashley's new boob job?"
"Yea, but it turned her nipples into nupples. They look like they're checkin out the ceiling."

Nupples by Raixor March 23, 2016

Pruple Nurple 

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.

Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.

Pruple Nurple by $hIti0T June 16, 2014