A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.
Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!
Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!
I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!
Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!
I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!
by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010
Get the Numple mug.a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.
by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019
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Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019
Get the numper mug.Bro, John was really numble when flirting at the party yesterday. None of the girls went home with him.
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"Yea, but it turned her nipples into nupples. They look like they're checkin out the ceiling."
"Yea, but it turned her nipples into nupples. They look like they're checkin out the ceiling."
by Raixor March 23, 2016
Get the Nupples mug.Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
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