butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.

Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"

by Alacron32835 July 17, 2009

nowheres

1. the process(es) of following one’s own feet
the understanding of constant change as the only stability
• readiness to move after one’s own light-paths
2. the state(s) of unrealities

• the erasing of lines of reality for endless possibilities

places as unexpected, unplanned, and random

fall asleep next to me, and you'll always be in your unrealities and your nowheres

by iiidaida July 23, 2011

New Port Nowhere

A city in Florida actually called New Port Richey but was nicknamed as such because nobody else in florida has ever heard of it. People who move here tend to only saty for short periods of time , except for the elderly who tend to stay in the same spot forever. There is very little there from a cultural standpoint and its an hour drive before you can get to any of the good parts of Florida. Also Port Nowhere, a next to it which actually came second and is really the "new"er city. Because of its lack of culture its consists mostly of "Gangsta's" and "Prep's", and is speckled with a few "Individualists" that Swear they are leaving as soon as they can.

"Where do you live?"
"New Port Richey."
"New Port Where?"
"Well New Port Nowhere actually but close enough."

by Joe Zumchak September 4, 2008

nothering

nothering is just another word for "nothing"

Nevermind. It's nothering.

by chuur motherrr January 11, 2009

Nowhere Time

The time between 1am and 4am where everything is better than it is normally, and anything is possible. It's the place where you're untouchable. (wow that sounds angsty)

My day sucked. I wanna go to nowhere time.

by ElusivexLove March 31, 2009

well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

by illigalnavy November 23, 2015