Nissan Micra

Also known by the name, Nissan March, in New Zealand, this small car is often at the butt of jokes, due to it's slow speeds.

This car is used in Micra - The Game, where the idea is to compete against other members in the cars to spot more Micras than anyone else.

Car made famous by Retail Store Managers in Eastern England.

Nissan Micra - It makes the Ford Focus look like a luxury car.

by thewoundedwanderer September 13, 2009

Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.

Nissan patrol “slaying pussy since 1975”

by Wilko April 14, 2021

nissan juke

A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.

Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.

by XXMetodZ November 9, 2010

Nissan Cube

Nissan's successful attempt at designing a vehicle uglier than the Scion XB.

When I see a Nissan Cube, I get an urge to smash the wrap-around rear window so that the owner will have to go to the dealership and pay $3000 to get it replaced.

by Mr. Ferrari October 6, 2009

Nissan

1st off, everyone who mad a definition for this word seemed to have some kind of wrong Information added in. If nissan made "watered down" cars then why is my KA24DET with just a Garrett T28 better than an SR20. Someone said Nissan's are more common than shoes, this isn't true either unless we're talking about Sentras. Same with "run of the mill automobile" WTF was that guy thinking? Also Nissan's aren't an Infiniti for the cheapskate, you moron, Infiniti's are Nissans, Infiniti's are overpriced Nissan, The Infiniti G35 is a Nissan Skyline 350GT, the Infiniti G20 is a Nissan Primera and the Infiniti I30 is a Nissan Cefiro. And for Honda fag fanboi with the first definition, Toyota's are the Japanese cars that have rust like cancer, how dumb are you. Oh wait you think Honda's are more reliable anyway.

My Nissan KA24DET with a T28 and stock internals make 300rwhp on 10psi of boost

I was driving my Nissan 240sx the other day, I saw a MarkIII Supra at a stoplight and he was revving his car. I would have raced him but his car was rusted out pretty bad, I didn't want his chassis to split apart from the launch

by johnjohnfourtwenty April 21, 2011

Nissan patrol

Commonly owned by men, tough as balls. Best 4x4 that does sick dose's

"Look at that phat Nissan patrol boyo does full hectic dose real men own them"

by Theleegenddherself October 14, 2017

nissan

Makes Tight ass Drift carz such as Silvia. And other Dope cars such as Skylines and Zs

Johnathan has a Tight ass Nissan Silvia that he Drifts.

by PS13DoRiFuTaGOD March 12, 2003