Nikolai

An overly-prpoective cousin. He takes care of your business, makes your wish of "living the American dream" come true and he would even kill for you. But he isn't very gentle when it comes to driving. And he also isn't the best company to have when you want to go bowling. Don't even bother calling him. You don't want to piss him off.

"Hey Niko! It's your Cousin, let's go bowli-" Nikolai slams his phone through the window of his stolen car and drives into a crowd of people staring at a homeless person yelling at a Cluckin Bell Number 9 large bag.

by MyNameJeffDotMP3 December 27, 2017

Nikolay Mehandiev

Absolutely beast. Biggest savage. The Bulgarian brute. Don't mess with him hell rip u apart.

"young Dominic if u don't behave ill get Nikolay Mehandiev" - petia mehandieva (also savage)

by Turbanator123@ February 3, 2018

nikolai liland

The god of everything
Coolest person alive
The norwegian viking

Wow the nikolai liland. My superhuman hwo is riding a harley

by Liland48 February 8, 2017

Nikolai

Nikolai is a young handsome Russian man who’s either 6 feet tall or is a midget. He is an absolute unit regardless of his height. He has a special charm which acts as an incense to girls though he never shows any affection towards them. He is a fun person who does crazy things.

Walmart Manager: Hey you! We have received multiple complaints of Koolaid Packets missing from Lucnhables. I demand an answer now!
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …

by Niko chan!!! November 19, 2021

Nikolay Ivanov

Nikolay Ivanov is the biggest blanker of all time, he blanked his fucking leg while playing footbal and he is the biggest gypsy. And he has the smallest dick possible. Don't be like him.

Nikolay Ivanov has problems with his sexuality.
Nikolay has 0 wins in FIFA.

by Nikolay Ivanov's mother November 23, 2021

Nikolai

Nikolai is a smart guy but he knows it and doesn’t hesitate to let others know, which definitely makes him a little less smart.
He enjoys mansplaining and going to ice hockey games.

I saw a Nikolai in the library!

Stay away.

by catbloggergirly November 23, 2021

mmm Nikolai

A Russian name that is moaned a lot as people masturbate

“Mmm Nikolai you do me so well”

by Jsjehejeheueue May 29, 2023