Munter

A particularly ugly young lady. Can also be used as a verb, see example.

She's a bit of a munter. She munts for England. She's so ugly, she'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.

by Alistair Ward April 7, 2004

Munter

A less than attractive lady.

You, my dear, are a munter

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

muntered

A state of chemical inconvenience, often involving ravers and goths.

Muntered - See "kweilo"

by Xifer May 2, 2004

Munter

Someone so hideousely ugly that one has the physical urge to beat them to death with a heavy object.

"Jesus that bird you fancied was a right munter Andy."

by A.Macinnes December 18, 2004

Munter

A person regularly impaired by alcohol or recreational drugs (see Muntered). They are often useless and disorganised people with poor personal hygiene. They are often associated with punk and anarchist subcultures. They are usually suffering from the permanent mental and psychological effects of such a lifestyle. These individuals usually live illegally on 'protest sites' such as camps in woods, or live in squatted housing.

1. Dave is a fucking munter.
2. That munter is not welcome here.
3. Im not going to work with that munter.

by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010

Munter

Your mum.

Your mum is a munter.

by yourmumsamunter April 11, 2009

Munter

Someone who likes to munt things. He/she who munts is a munter.

Johno is such a cunt munter.

by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018