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municipal punch

noun. tap water. usually used to describe tap water in a city where you never drink from the faucet.

Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch: tap water with sliced lemons to disguise the nasty taste.
Host: You want a drink?
Guest: Sure, I'm really thirsty.
Host: Oh, man. Sorry, all I've got is some municipal punch.
Guest: You got any Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch then?
by ravensmith April 5, 2009
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Cult of Katima Mulilo

Little-known pseudo-religious organization based in the Namibian town of Katima Mulilo, where the organization's beliefs are said to hold sway over the locals too frightened to challenge its precepts.

According to myth, the cult bases its doctrine on the teachings of Giordano Bruno, the wandering 16th century Italian philosopher. Many are familiar with Bruno's travels to the far reaches of Europe, including France and Britain, but few are aware of the importance of Bruno's journey up the lush Zambezi River.

It was during this trip that Bruno formulated the ideas underlying his earliest works "De Umbras Idearum" (The Shadows of Ideas) and "Ars Mernoriae" (The Art of Memory). The central proposition of these books was that ideas are only the shadows of truth, a proposal that, when it's logical implications were fully realized, would lead to Bruno's being burned at the stake in 1600.

The Cult of Katima Mulilo's most cherished document, however, is Bruno's treatise "Cábala del Garañón como Pegaso con la Adición del Asno de Cilene" (Cabala of the Steed like unto Pegasus with the Addition of the Ass of Cyllene). This work deals with the pretensions of superstition through the allegory of the "ass", a figure to be found everywhere, not only in the church but in governments and colleges and particularly on the internet.

The members of the Cult of Katima Mulilo are rumored to have the numeral "152" tattooed on there lower necks. The significance of this number appears to come from the list of 219 heresies compiled under Pope John XXI in the 13th century. Heresy #152 was the view that theology is based on fables.

Unrest in the Caprivi Area is also attributed to the Cult of Katima Mulilo, where calls for an independent state (which have led to frequent border skirmishes involving Namibia, Botswana and Zambia) are supposedly sourced in the order's doctrines.

One of the most persistent rumors involving the Cult of Katima Mulilo centers around the basketball camp hidden in the Mahango Game Reserve, not far from the Popa Falls. Here, the Knights of Pfftt are said to use the teachings of the Cult of Katima Mulilo in their training of solid post-players, although currently it is unclear whether this is just fable.
Although no one has ever openly aknowledged being a member of the Cult of Katima Mulilo, local heavyweights suspected of being members include President Sam Shafishuna Nujoma, Prime Minister Theo-Ben Gurirab and sports guru Omon Davenbos.
by Mr. Pfftt April 10, 2004
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mungla

Noun - a male or female whose head and/or face resembles that of a fish. {the Mungla is also the name of a fish living off the coast of Argentina}
Will Smith is straight-up mungla. Or, that dude looks hella mungla.
by okayrene July 13, 2007
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Municating

To attempt to communicate, but the other party does not answer; "talking to yourself"
I've been municating by phone all morning, no one is answering.

Are you listening to me or am I just municating?
by Das Gluten July 4, 2009
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munica

adjective or proper noun: Indian goddess of beauty, happiness, and love.
She is my favorite person to be around, she is totally a munica.
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Mungloo

An affectionate term for a friend who is an overgrown crybaby and farts all day long.
We can’t fault him for being such a mungloo.
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Monil

The sweetest and most kind man walking this earth. He can keep a cool temper for a long time, but when he loses it, he loses it all the way.
Yo, I’m so sick of being with these other men. I need a Monil.

Do you think Monil will father my children?

You can keep your regular men, I only want the real deal. Monil!
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