Muscle Mummy

A jacked and juicy woman

If she can crush your skull with her things she is a muscle mummy

by Needs a muscle mummy to smash August 3, 2022

the farm mums gc

the best gc on twitter. everyone in it is simply the best. they believe in daisy the kitten supremacy

“Hey the farm mums gc is the best group chat ever!”

by gerito_power November 8, 2020

Mummy Dick

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

by dohboy69 August 27, 2009

Mumiy Troll

Truly one of the best (if not the best) rock bands from Russia. Mostly known around the world for their hits "Utekai", "Nevesta", "Delphini" and their recent hit "RuDa". They also took part in the Eurovision Contest with their single "Lady Alpine Blue" which came 12th place (if im not mistaken)
The name of the band if translated directly would literally be "The Troll of The Mummies" although it is more reminiscent of the Tove Jansson characters, the Moomintrolls.

translated lyrics from song Utekai:

Flow away now,
There's a maniac by the gate waiting for us
He wants to put us on his hook
All the beautiful women have already lost their charms
The cars are in a park
and the gangsters are asleep
And now its just the two of us here left alone in fear
A couple of simplistic and young teenagers...

by mumiy troll

by ved12d3 February 13, 2008

Mummy Dust

Mummy Dust – a slang term referring to components, ingredients, or accessories that manufacturers add to their products to enhance them, but which have no useful, or scientific basis for inclusion.

Vitamins added to shampoo are just mummy dust.

by Joanne King October 5, 2006

Mummy Rock

The music of Marylin Manson.

I dig that Mummy Rock. Mummy Rock? Yeah, you know Marylin Manson.

by dead777 October 15, 2008

Dirty Mummy

When you have anal sex with a partner and upon withdrawl, either you have poop dick or they shit the sheets. You then wrap the shitter in the dirty sheets and toss them outside or you wipe your dirty dick in the sheets then wrap the shitter in the sheets.

Don't have sex with Ken. I heard Jimmy fucked him and then had to give him a Dirty Mummy afterwards cuz Ken shit the bed.

by Theif in the Night January 26, 2009