Eggnon muffin

A sunny side up egg on an english muffin. Pronounced when running the words egg-on-a-muffin together. Usually popular amongst those of Polish decent.

Hey mom, can you make me breakfast?
Sure, let me make you an eggnon muffin.

Elizabeth what are you making us for breakfast?
My famous eggnon muffin's obviously!

by Elzbieta January 19, 2012

Pocket muffin

A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.

Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.

by Swoledonym April 20, 2014

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Fur muffins

These are small cats who are cute.

The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!

by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021

Chiseled Muffin

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.

Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.

by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

free muffin it

The act of a woman not wearing underwear. (female version of freeballing)

"all of my underwear are dirty so I'm free muffin it"

"Wow! This is the third night this week that lindsay lohan has been snapped by photographers while she was free muffin it"

by kickgirl91 May 15, 2013

making muffins

When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.

Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!

by peachpeach March 26, 2009