Missouri mudflap

A Mullet. See Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Shorty Longback

I must have seen a dozen Missouri mudflaps at the fair.

by spanishfly May 13, 2005

Swedish Mudflap

It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.

Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.

by Professor Xia June 1, 2011

Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.

"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.

by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007

Mudflapping

the act of motor boating your girlfriends behind.

man i totally want to be mudflapping our waitress right now

by mm14 November 13, 2011

Mississippi Mudflap

When you have sexual intercourse missionary style with a girl who has explosive diarrhea and she shits on your balls resembling mudflaps on a truck.

Dude that chick gave me a mississippi mudflap last night.

by TummyTickler27 April 27, 2022

Mudflappin'

The act of a female "going commando." It can get pretty messy down there, so it is up to the labium majora and labium minora to flap around freely and fight off any kind of dirt or grime.

Jon: "Hey Sally, wanna do the dirty?"

Sally: (removes pants) "What kind of dirty?"

Jon: "Eww God. It looks like you rubbed oatmeal all over your vagina!"

Sally: "I wouldn't doubt it... I have been mudflappin' all week"

Jon: "Now I see why they call it the dirty, baby."

by Tough Tucca November 15, 2011

Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017