Murphing

To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.

This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.

by emmm... March 10, 2019

Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

Mouthing

When 2 people ( usually 2 guys) put LSD between one another’s tongue and French kiss and the one who ends up with the tabb wins

If a guy says to his mate “yo we should so play mouthing on this last tabb”

by Kittykaller January 30, 2022

mouthing a gun

When you stick a gun in your mouth to cope with a stressful situation

"Damn I could barely watch the election results, I was mouthing a gun the entire time"

by Not very smart man November 7, 2022

mumphking

This occurs when a lone sigma unleashes his inner demons at the local TikTok Rizz party, and fanum taxes all the girls from Kai Cenat and Baby Gronk.

Teddy Fleiss mumphkings all the girls at the crazy lit function; shortly after they gave him a blumpkin.

by Lone Sigma April 2, 2024

Mumping

When someone goes Munting with a special needs person as a combination of Gumping and Munting

I went Mumping with that autistic kid last night.

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

by NewDare June 22, 2024