A House Is Not A Motel

A great song by the very underrated Psychedelic Folk band Love
At my house Ive got no shackles
You can come and look if you want to
In the halls youll see the mantles
Where the light shines dim all around you
And the streets are paved with gold and if
Someone asks you, you can call my name

-Love (A house is not a motel)
by AAO October 24, 2007
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Motel 6

A dog euthanasia center masquerading as a hotel. Dogs die and go missing at an alarming rate at Motel 6 across the U.S. Also, doubles as a space for setting up prostitution or sex trafficking rings, meth labs, crack houses, or location to store your most recently kidnapped victim while you go out to collect another. Only half a step down from the local jail with more bedbugs and roaches. Owned by Trump advisor Steve Schwarzman.
Mike: Fido's cancer is taking it's toll
Motel 6: You can come here and we'll Motel 6 him.
by DogsDieAtMotel6 November 09, 2018
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Motel Sunburn

When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.

So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!

He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
by iceman 69 November 13, 2010
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Hashbrown Motel

Alternate way of referring to human feces (Hazbin Hotel)
I would much rather be at a hashbrown motel than watch a shitty 30 minute pilot about homosexual demon orgies.
by The Sacred Text September 14, 2022
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cat motel

A place pussies stay while they look for some fuck.

When a girl stays at a friend's place but really uses it as a home-base to find sex in the area
This bitch is using my house as a cat motel!
by flooof July 16, 2017
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Motel-no-tell

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.
Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.
by Crashy873 August 11, 2016
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Saint Motel

The best fucking and most underrated band in existence, who's songs you have to listen to twice to actually like. Almost all of their songs are on YouTube.
"A. J. Jackson is so cool. He's hot, and the lead singer of Saint Motel!"
by Maxter084 August 17, 2022
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