Motel-no-tell 

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.

Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.

Motel-no-tell by Crashy873 August 11, 2016

no-tell-motel 

Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.

If it advertises hourly rates, steer clear!

no-tell-motel by just some random guy June 26, 2005

no-tell motel 

A motel meant for having sex in. Check in, make out, check out again after a few hours. term "no-tell" comes from anonymity requested with such events. The motel won't say what goes on in it's rooms, but it's assumed to be sex.

Wanna check into a no-tell motel? Cheap hourly rates!

no-tell motel by mash92587 October 30, 2005

no-tell motel 

run-down motel usually built in the 60's or 70's, preferably located just off the highway or in a sketchy part of town; usually known for reasonable hourly rates

Hey, I just saw Jerry's minivan outside the Crestview Motor Lodge.

What's he doing at that no-tell motel?

Hey man, ignorance is bliss. Know what I'm sayin'?

no-tell motel by ErsatzRubric August 10, 2006

no tell motel 

Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.

I hired a hooker and we went to the no tell motel. She took me around the world.

no tell motel by Darth VeX June 7, 2013