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morgan grinder

Slang term used in place of "girlfriend". May also be used to describe a variety of household appliances.
You takin' out the (morgan) grinder? You old dog, you.
Just throw that burrito in the morgan grinder and heat her up for a minute.
by Fernando S. May 27, 2006
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mogging

when you get a nasty pump and out-angel another person making them look little compared to you
chad:” poor dude over there i was mogging the fuck out of him”
james:”oh yeah,you look 10 times bigger
by aplha kenny buddy March 19, 2021
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Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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Morganated

Hey that is my joke! Wow, I got Morganated
by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015
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Piers Morgan handshake

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."
by Herassment May 17, 2009
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Malena morgan

The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day
Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video

Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office

Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video

Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her
by True advice May 21, 2015
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