Moobies

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

by Takumashii April 16, 2006

Moogle Gap

Something which appears on Google Maps but doesn't actually exist when you get to where it should be. Particularly prevalent in the UAE.

I wasted an hour the other day looking for this pub: turns out it was a bloody Moogle Gap.

by Fez-bomb October 14, 2016

mooglet

Mooglets are small shiny canisters that spawn around summoner's rift in the MOBA game League of Legends. These small canisters are normally called 'Chimes' and contain the base life force of the universe within them that empower the champion 'Bard' who is the caretaker of the universe.

Legends have it that for the best bard player in the world, they spawn as 'Mooglets' and not 'Chimes'. Nobody has seen this player yet, but they are out there.

'I will die for that mooglet!'
'It's a chime for you, idiot.'
'One day... One day.'

OR

'I need dis mooglet for mana'

by TayD August 9, 2016

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

mootie

Someone who you follow, who also follows you back.

Bestie, my fav mootie has 100,000 followers❗❗I'm supporting small creators 🥰🥺✨

by O1af_90 June 14, 2021

moogle

cute furry little creatures with wings and a bobble on their head in every wordFinal Fantasy/word game, which is the best game series in the world.
Use the world 'kupo' at the end of sentences, usually when being friendly.

Moogles rule!

"My name's Mog, kupo!"

by kamì October 23, 2003

Moogle

A cow like, flying unicorn creature with an adorable red nose, said to fart glitter and urinate rainbows. The moogle's sex has been known to be very difficult to determine at times. Most of the time moogle's are very personable, happy, friendly, giving creatures with squinty little eyes; however, when angered it's eyes open wide and release a wrath of rainbow lazer beams that even a Ruger can not defeat. Only source of weakness that has been found is that from the lantern and treats of the vampire penguin.

Have you seen Mar's Moogle? He was so sweet until I kicked him, then he destroyed my empire!

by Prugertory April 20, 2019