miseria cantare

Latin for "To sing sorrow" or "Sing of sorrow".

Also the intro to AFI (A Fire Inside)'s album Sing the Sorrow. It's one of the best intro songs ever known to humans.

From Miseria Cantare (The Beginning) by AFI.:
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame... Incinerate

Random guyr: A song called Sing of Sorrow? They sound pretty emo.
AFI fan: *smacks random guy*

by snow_cinematic October 6, 2008

miserable failure

The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.

Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.

by someone! January 9, 2008

Miserable Sod

An unhappy, depressed contemptible person.

Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a miserable sod.
Mike: I know, just look at him!

by peoxo May 14, 2021

miseryguts

A word describing a person who is against having any sort of fun at any time.

Man #1: "No hanging off the chandelier!"
Man #2: "Miseryguts!"

by xcarex July 30, 2007

miserable user

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning.

by Moggraider February 17, 2008

Maisey

A beautiful girl who will always help a friend out. She's kind, loving, and loves to have a good time, but she hates when she messes things up. Maisey also has a tendency to be random, loud, and spacey, but she hates if people point that out. She also tends to take things a little too personally. She loves music, people, love, and life in general. Overall, Maisey is a beautiful girl, in looks and in personality, and she's a good person to have in your life.

maisey is thee bomb

by aslf;ja;l July 7, 2012

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004