Alaskan Coal Miner 

When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.

After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!

She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!

Alaskan Coal Miner by Coal Digger April 27, 2009

Angry Coal Miner 

When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!

Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.

Angry Coal Miner by JMcClure October 23, 2008

coal miner 

When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!

Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!

coal miner by Bike Curious November 15, 2010

Nerf Miner 

Mostly people write nerf miner on live broadcasts where someone is sick or dying.In comments

Comment:nerf miner

Nerf Miner by unknow idiot February 12, 2022

data miner 

A person who searches in online games files to find unreleased contents before they are announced.

- Hey dude did you hear about the upcomming patch for League of Legends, they are removing Teemo from the game.

- Wow that's awesome man how did you know that?

- Some data miner datamined the files and found out about whats going to be comming and Teemo was missing.

- LOLOL GOOD I HATE TEEMO

data miner by Teemo hater October 6, 2013

marmite miner

someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis

john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner

marmite miner by hacksore March 19, 2003

Coal Miner's Argument 

A variant of the gambler's fallacy - "it is harder to dig yourself out of a hole than it is to dig deeper."

My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.

Coal Miner's Argument by Yegglemorph November 18, 2022