The Merlin

When a chick is blowing a man and said man pulls out of her mouth and blows his load on her chin. As the man sauce drips from the chin it forms a pointy white merlin-like beard

Todd: Have you gotten a blow job from your girlfriend yet?

James: Hell Yea!... I gave her the Merlin last night!

by Chardstar35 January 14, 2009

Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009

Merle

A woman who puts everyone's happiness before herself.
Caring, Generous, Rude sense of humor.

"who is doing the dishes ?" "Merle is doing the dishes".

by QuietlyCraving February 13, 2010

merlman

A person who acts negatively towards the norm in relation to their friends plans. Generally considered to be a kind of negative nelly.

Adam, how about you stop being a merlman? Why so merlz today adam?

by DKOOP April 11, 2013

merlique

A handsome, sexy and tall person. They have a high IQ level but when it comes to test/exams they would most likely fail, If they try to solve a puzzle on their own then they would most likely solve it in 5-10 minutes

Merlique is a cute guy but dumb however he/she has a high level of thinking/ intelligence

by Silent.2sky November 24, 2021

merlax

Merlax- A boy of the sport of lacross. Lacking in the height area, and could be confused with a middle schooler due to the lack of maturity, facial hair, and pure athleticism. Usually can be found carrying a large stick to try make up for the lack of manliness. ALL are cocky for no apparent reason; lack of locker room, scholarships, lounge, and full-sized field.

Yo, LJ check out that dude.. He’s trying to pick up that 5/10.
No way that merlax can get a 5.

by antiLAX October 11, 2010

MERL

Half man, half girl. Can drink as much as a college boy, but still has female sex appeal. The most notorious MERL, rumoured to be named 'Noor', attends the University of Colorado at Boulder and can be spotted at the bars on a daily basis on the prowl. Though there is no actual documentation of this MERL, many have claimed to have spotted her on several occasions. Use caution in the presence of a MERL.

"God I love being half man, half girl"
"MERL, you probably shouldn't say that in public anymore"

"MERL you are the coolest 'guy' in the house"

by cupcake16 April 28, 2009