Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.
Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
by hirish February 18, 2011
Get the Manitoba mascara mug.Man why does Izzy walk all Malito.
He carries his bag like he has a Malito shoulder
Why does dimas talk to himself when he walks?
Is he Malito?
He carries his bag like he has a Malito shoulder
Why does dimas talk to himself when he walks?
Is he Malito?
by 956ArT September 22, 2007
Get the Malito mug.a summer heaven for young male athletes. They have this awesome thing called college league and an intense color war. A lot of chillin and pretty solid food. AN AWESOME CAMP! Everybody there is awesome and whoever isnt there is missing out.
boy: where do you go to camp?
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you
by campcritic November 9, 2010
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by joethegreat November 30, 2011
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Get the matio mug.A person who usually raps at parties and gets all your ladies, is known on rare occasions to drink 6 40 ouncers of yueng ling and still be on his grizzle.
Kid at party: whos that kid hookin up with 4 chicks while snortin coke lines off his bong?
Another kid at party: Idk probably a Mattox
Said Mattox: YOLO
Another kid at party: Idk probably a Mattox
Said Mattox: YOLO
by whoamhes2233 October 8, 2012
Get the mattox mug.A bunch of self-absorbed, hypocrites that think they will have long enduring relationships at the beginning of the year but end up hating each other for a dumb reason. A school that is very not recommended. Dropping grades and horrible people, with close-minded teachers and staff. Little to no Trump supporters and yeah..Just trash honestly...but add me on snapchat hxnixdxd....and on insta @hxkvs....yeahh...oof
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