mattox

A person who usually raps at parties and gets all your ladies, is known on rare occasions to drink 6 40 ouncers of yueng ling and still be on his grizzle.

Kid at party: whos that kid hookin up with 4 chicks while snortin coke lines off his bong?

Another kid at party: Idk probably a Mattox

Said Mattox: YOLO

by whoamhes2233 October 08, 2012

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1) (noun) A male that has an excessive temper, an ego to match it and alienates all the people arround him as a result. Any desire to run for public office by this individual will end in defeat( making this a perfect gambling opportunity). Avoid a Mattox at all costs.

2) (noun) A sexual position involving three men and a goat. The number of men is variable but the presence of the goat is required.

"I don't have the bail money to be friends with another Mattox. The last bankrupt me and I don't even know what became of mah goat."

by WheredMyGoatGo? October 22, 2011

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One of the best persons you'll ever meet. Mattox has the most beautiful eyes, and the cutest/funniest laugh. He will stop at nothing to get what he wants, even if that includes getting hurt. He's a great friend, don't ever dare and lose him as a friend. Mattox is funny, he makes everyone laugh with his humor and the dumb stuff he does. He's smart, even though he might deny it . He might make you mad at times but he will for sure make it up to you with the stupid and funny things he says. Mattox is a great boyfriend and if any girl ever gets to have him as a boyfriend, you know he'll be loyal, kind, sweet, passionate, all in one, which rarely happens. SO TO CONCLUDE THIS, IF YOU HAVE A MATTOX IN YOUR LIFE DON'T FUCKING DARE LOSE HIM BITCH, PERIOD.

"Mattox is my boyfriend"
"You better not cheat on him bitch!"

by Coco101 December 09, 2018

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