matio

Slang for San Mateo.

White boy1: Yo where you from kid?
White boy2: Matioooooo!

by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

Matios

A person who typically talks non-sense and has a very eager gambling addiction.

Person 1- Did you catch up with Matios yesterday?

Person 2- We went to the pub and he couldnt stay away from the pokies. And lets not forget he almost got punched for bad mouthing a bouncer.

by TheRealGee June 11, 2018

Matio

1. someone known to have chronic dandruff
2. a person who flakes consistently

"He bailed again?? What a Matio!"

by dandruff destroyer October 11, 2004

Matio

the sexiest mother fucker alive. His cock is so girthy and is bigger than Thanos and your moms sagging titties together. The only person on his level is the Top G.

Reading my shit Matio I’m begging you
Its hurts matio it hurts

by Goojjll November 26, 2023