To be absolutely 'Markled'. When being an incredibly rich, good looking famous royal is just too stressful for life and you need to take a several weeks break in Canada to get away from everything.
"Sharleen, I'm absolutely Markled after today" - Jess tells her best mate on their 2 week Thai beach holiday
"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.
"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.
by Stratin January 17, 2020
Get the Markled mug.A condition that is highly contagious. It spreads with a single touch of a hand (must be skin to skin contact). At first you feel hot all over...then you start to to climax for no reason at all. You will orgasm uncontrollably for days on end. You may experience exhaustion, fatigue, dehydration and fatigue.
Employee: “I won’t be able to work this week.”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”
Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”
Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”
by The Russian Spy February 8, 2021
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Get the jason markiewicz mug.Adjective: estranged relatives who come out of the woodwork to exploit your position in life because they are too lazy to make anything out of themselves and feel entitled to glom your success.
“It doesn’t matter if we haven’t spoken in decades, family is family, and furthermore she owes us!”
“Whoa!! She went back to using her maiden name to attach herself to you? Typical Markle move.”.
“Got a huge promotion and on cue my 1/2 siblings I haven’t seen or spoken with in a decade are putting their hands out like a Markle.”
“Whoa!! She went back to using her maiden name to attach herself to you? Typical Markle move.”.
“Got a huge promotion and on cue my 1/2 siblings I haven’t seen or spoken with in a decade are putting their hands out like a Markle.”
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Girl 2: oh girl you got Markley or marklied
Girl 2: oh girl you got Markley or marklied
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