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The ManBearPig

You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their right middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.

Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Jack: I gave your mom The ManBearPig last night!

Fred: You what?

Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.

Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?

Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
by Sharkbeam September 23, 2009
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Manbear

A female named Samantha. Originates from the inability of a dense child to pronounce the name Samantha.
What's your name?

Manbear Frankland.

Manbear? That can't be your name. Show me your id. Oh right, you mean Samantha!
by Henry "Henners" D January 1, 2009
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ManBearPig

HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
Half man half bear and half pig
"ManBearPig is very real and I'm super serial."
by Ben Caruso October 11, 2007
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manbear

I am the man bear. ROAR!!!!
Whats up manbear?
by Chris Litt April 15, 2008
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[marblar]

Anything and everything that you can think of. It is the definition of all things.
"Hello, Joe. The marblar outside looks particularly great today."

"Marblar, will you pass me the salt?"
by GBerends January 20, 2009
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ManBearPig

A creature created in an Episode of South Park by Al Gore to get attention. He is "half man, half bear, and half pig" making him not only an improper faction, but a mathematical impossibility. ManBearPig is actually a symbol of Global Warming, in that it seems Al Gore is the only one who is positivly sure of its existance and the other characters just think he's being silly.
"I'm here today to talk to you about the single biggest threat to our planet. I'm talking of course about... ManBearPig"
by Cory Page January 2, 2009
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manbearpig

Half man Half bear Half pig ;a figment of Al Gores imagination

An allusion to Al Gore's campaining on global warming used on the show south park
Manbearpig is a figment of al gores imagination because he has no friends
by brian yeah i'm that brian December 28, 2007
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