masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

madication

a psychotropic medication used to treat symptoms of mental illness

haloperidol, duloxetine, diazepam, risperidone ect.

What do you want from me bastards, Ive just had my madication!

by mad_man_ November 8, 2009

Mandicapped

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

by the epster July 8, 2010

ManDate

ManDate: Two, and only two straight single men (with great anxiety about the absence of love and women)---acquaintances but not great friends otherwise---meeting to talk, eat, smoke and drink. Each being extremely concerned about the satisfaction and enjoyment of the other on that day and munificent in spending, with a strong hint of enacting the rituals of lovers spending time together.

Pandu and Chaman came back from their ManDate sure that they were not gay, only a little lonely.

by moul April 15, 2014

masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney October 2, 2007

Municate

The art of talking to someone while you know what you are saying the one you are talking to has no idea what you are talking about.

I have no idea what he's talking about but he himself sure does. He really knows how to municate.

by Steve52 May 6, 2011