Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.

Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*

by Xatnich March 5, 2018

Malding

Kody Makita

This man is malding on Crypto.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.

Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege

by Derkely February 5, 2020

mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game

tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol

by kapgaming July 6, 2021

malding

when you’re so mad you start balding

holy shit i’m malding rn, i hate comp. there’s so many sweats

by rakoexe January 29, 2023

malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

So bad, so mad! Simply malding

by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021

mald

Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.

I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!

by You sure bro? September 17, 2021