marletta

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Marletta

by fricky dicky schmicky April 13, 2020

mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.

Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.

by Jezzirok April 15, 2008

Mallet Pussy

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016

Madget

An angry midget.

Don't fuck with that dude, he may be four foot seven but he's one hell of a madget when you push him too far.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2017

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

mrs.marlett

Mrs.Marlett is a old ass English teacher that almost forgets her own name everyday and doesn't know how o run a class room.She also fails you if she doesn't like you. Over all she is just an old bitch of a teacher.

Mrs.Marlett is a bitch.

by Bro Jaquis December 14, 2021