Maddox 

A cool kid with a big cock and all the men and women love him

“Maddox has a big cock”
“Ikr he’s nothing like Dom or Chris”

Maddox by Tsar flatinum May 11, 2021

Maddox 

Maddox is very fine, smart, and godly at basketball

Maddox- pulls all the girls and very talented

Maddox by anonymous November 24, 2021

Maddox 

Maddox is a rude and disrespectful guy, you don’t want to become friends with because if you do he will find a way to crush you!! Maddox is alway the worst boyfriend you could ever ask for, and last but not least he is not smart, although he is good looking.

Dang! Maddox is fine, but he is an ass.

Maddox by Deanna Pate August 15, 2019

Maddox 

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."

Maddox by Hayley October 1, 2005

maddox 

a fine asf big dick sexy lightskin that pulls all the bitches with ashton

have you seem maddox

maddox by maddtfvgybhunjimkfyvgbuh September 27, 2019

Maddox 

Maddox’s are the best kind of people. They are overly talented and great at everything they do. Maddox is one of a kind and can lighten up a room just by being in it. Without Maddox the world seems to become smaller. Maddox is the smartest person I’ve ever met and not only that but the sweetest. Maddox has the most beautiful features I’ve ever seen. He is what many call perfect without even trying. Maddox’s are compassionate and easy to love. I love every second I spend with Maddox.

Maddox Blainey

Maddox by maddox’s future wife April 25, 2022

maddox 

Also referred to as "the baddest mother-fucker in the Universe," Maddox is the epitome of all that is good about pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks and assholes. His controversial rants feed the fires of many wet-pussied liberals, dry-pussied soccer moms, and fat-pussied middle aged whores who pretend to care about the environment, prejudice, and children’s feelings. His strong views boast a lot of extreme fans or extreme anti-fans, but the anti-fans are faggots, so no one cares what they think. His great taste in good movies aids others to following the right path of mindless zombie movies and gore flicks such as Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness. His site is known, and often mimiced, for its black background, yellow link text and grey-text articles.

"Shit, dude; Maddox rocks balls!!!" - Everyone
"I think I just totally got dragon kicked to the face after reading that article" - Everyone else

maddox by Jared Lee Johnson September 30, 2005