St. Martens

The best island in the British Virgin Islands. The most romantic place to go and the best white beaches to screw on. Excelent place to get drunk and the best parties and bars to get drunk at... Also the best rastafarri bakeries around mon!

Im goin to Sunset Beach Bar to get drunk mon. then im gonna go screw on the white sand beach next to the bar.

by SBB May 10, 2005

Marten

Somebody that acts Goofy as fuck.

That guy is such a marten

by Mr. Sigma October 17, 2022

Angry Hairy Marten

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.

Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.

by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011

Marten

A fine lookin male. Male version of Gina.

Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.

by G.J. June 22, 2006

maarte

Filipino term for someone who is obnoxiously choosy, nit-picky, and disgusted at a particular object or such circumstances especially when criticizing and focusing to the not-so-important tiny details of which.

:"You know my friend Stewart, he is so maarte because he doesn't wash and wipe his ass when he takes a shit and instead he uses toilet paper. Ughh, gross!"
"Yeah that's why his ass smells all the time."

:"Babe, I like this wallet! It's elegant and it fits my style."
"Ah too cheap lah, can you find something more expensive lah this even not original."
"You know, that's it! I'm done with you being maarte!"

by make bb June 30, 2021

martenitza

Martenitza is the act of ejaculating over a girl's face and breaking her nose with a knee after getting a blowjob from her.

Man, didn't Chris dump Christina well! That ho cheated on him and so he gave her a martenitza for good-bye!

by math fifty January 6, 2008

Bye Marten

When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "marten", a random dude that nobody is sad to see go. They're real name becomes irrelevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "marten".

"girl you wanna go back to my room?"

"bye marten"

"who is marten?"

"exactly. buh bye."

by Chuckofnutsyo January 11, 2014