Tdot Loaft

The act that late night bar hoppers and club goers of the greater toronto area partake in, that involves staying or more acuratly "loafting" around the streets and/or the train station in the time between last call and the first train of the day at 6:30 am. Although this is the most accurate description of tdot loafting, it can also be used to describe any situation where a group of people are taking a longer than usual amount of time, to complete a desired action.

tdot loafter: Yoo guy wanna go partying in tdot?

some guy: Uhhh.. whos the designated driver?

tdot loafter: Nah fuck that man were taking the train!

some guy: Well thats kinda gay I don't want to leave the club at like 12..

tdot loafter: nahhh fuck that man were TDOT LOAFTING!!!

some guy: wtf... its like 3 degrees outside..

tdot loafter: comon man its a TDOT LOAFT.. you know TDOT LOAAAAFTT its gonna be key

some guy: nah fuck that id rather watch pbs or something

by tdot loafter March 8, 2008

loft

A crappy, overpriced, undersized apartment that real-estate agents market as trendy. Frequently located in a crappy ghetto and/or a contaminated former industrial building, facts that the real estate agent also downplays.

Real Estate Agent: Look at these new lofts, priced from $1500/month. They're in a vibrant new neighborhood in a historic landmark building.

Really: A 400 square foot walk-up apartment with a cheap coat of paint hiding the asbestos. Should rent for $500/month, but some sucker is willing to pay $1500. The neighborhood is almost never as nice as the brochures make it out to be.

by Uncle Lance March 19, 2009

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

LOMF

Live on my face.

That girl is so hot, I just want her to LOMF.

by Snaplatts November 4, 2017

LSMFT

Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.

Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.

Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!

Buddy John: LSMFT!

by Tuna Wanda May 29, 2005

loftus

The second worst suburb in Sydney behind Kingsgrove. Loftus is a naturally occuring cesspool where rare breeds of rodents multiply and flourish.

One day, i was walking around in the shire and suddenly, i found i was lost in Loftus!! it took me 3 and a half days to find another person. and he didn't have a phone. it took me another 2 whole weeks to find a phone. then i was rescued

by MUNG June 11, 2004

Loafty Motherfucker

Someone who always takes their sweet ass time going places, or just doing anything. They always take FOREVER to do anything. If you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherfucker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.

Brianna: come to my house at 2
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly

by Not a loafty motherfucker June 4, 2010